Of course I wanted the anesthetic, but I also wanted the results as soon as possible. "Argh... ah fuck, this is punishment for me being so careless! Just get it over with," I said as I gritted my teeth. She motioned me to sit back on the examination table, so I did.
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Q. Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London
A. They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock