I decided to carry on. As I turned, I saw that the man had stopped at the far end, and was stood looking down the pool, his arms along the ledge behind him. The woman was still swimming, and was now heading towards me. We passed each other, only a few feet apart. I could see her long black hair streaming out behind her as she swam. As my head dipped below the surface again I turned towards her, my eyes opening wide as I caught a glimpse of her for the first time, as her eyes caught mine, as her lips smiled at me.
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Q. How do you know when you are getting old
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.