He reached for the hem of my t-shirt and pulled it up to my neck letting my breasts free to float in the water. I held tight to his neck and leaned back letting my nipples protrude from the water. He quickly got the hint and bent forward to suck a nipple into his mouth. He switched and sucked the other one. I moaned.
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Q. What is the definition of "making love"
A. Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.