I confronted him with my suspicions that he was doing nothing more than trying to cause me trouble after Jim left. He attempted to get closer but I stopped him holding my hand out. He tried to tell me that he was only trying to show interest in me because he thought I was sexy. He also told me that he had problems talking to beautiful girls. The way he said it made me kind of believe him. I kissed him on the cheek and gave him a big hug. I think he creamed his shorts when I did that.
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Q. What is the first sign of AIDS
A. A pounding sensation in the ass