The alarm blared, screeching its warning into the morning. Amy sat up with a start and looked at the clock to see that she was already late for work. She checked the mirror near her bed and found that she could go with out showering, then looked around her room. The floor, and most of the furniture was littered with clothes. Bending down, Amy picked up the panties she had slept in and slipped them on. She then shimmied into a short, straight black skirt. She donned a blue silk bra, then slipped into a sleeveless white blouse. She added strappy high heels, then ran out the door.
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Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation
A. A tran-sister