In his mind he was thinking "shit, she thinks of me as a girl-friend and all I can think of is burying my cock between those sweet ass cheeks!" He tried to think of something besides her beautiful tits as he buttoned her up in her jacket-- there were two sets of buttons, so the first set had to be done inside the jacket right next to her gorgeous tits, and they were so soft and full that he got hard just buttoning her up.
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Q. What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs
A. An elephant with diarrhea