Michael buried his face in my bushy blonde hair again and started making circles with his tongue, big ones and smaller ones. He grabbed my boob with one hand and squeezed hard. All that contact on my skin was too much to bear, and I screamed. Michael slid his tongue faster, right over that spot, and then down into my hole.
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Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact
A. Breasts don't have eyes