The thing is; this was not the first time that I had seen her in a state of undress. Pam and Tom are the only bohemian-type couple on the street, and Pam sunbathed topless in her back garden, and as my house was next door but one to theirs, I had spied on her when I could. I have always had the hots for her and I always masturbated at the sight of her almost naked body lying there in the summer sun; and I was discreet and made sure that I hid myself well behind the curtain in the bedroom window from which I watched her.
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Q. Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week
A. Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!