Smiling, Sean held his hand out to her and introduced himself. She matched his smile, the barest glint of mischief in her eyes as she took his hand in her soft one. Her voice flowed over him and he felt a constriction in his chest though the smile never left his face. His whole face felt frozen, only his eyes capable of movement as they roamed restlessly over her features; he tried to keep from looking at the rest of her body and coming off an asshole.
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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off