I watched as the lights outside of the spacecraft illuminated everything within a hundred yards like it was daylight. Suddenly, the door to the flying saucer opened with a whoosh and a ramp eased itself out from underneath. I felt like I was watching Star Trek, only I did not have Spock beside me to help me to communicate with the aliens. A couple of guys emerged, one wearing a Red Sox t-shirt and the other wearing a shirt of the universe that read, you are here with an arrow pointing down his belly to his pecker. .....