"Each night as you watch your favorite soap opera on tape you will begin to feel sexy but you will not be able to do anything to help yourself. Only I can help you climax; only I can satisfy your desires. Every time anything sexual is talked about, or seen on TV, or even read about, you will think of me. You will feel desperate until you have found me and gotten me into bed with you."
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Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat
A. A Klondike Ba