Sitting astride the toilet in her bathroom with a mirror propped on the bathtub in front of her, she spread silky white foam between her parted legs. Taking up the safety razor she carefully shaved herself satin smooth, making sure she removed every stray hair from her plump labia and around the darker flesh of her ass. Holding herself open with two fingers, Emma surveyed the wet silky pinkness and wondered what it would feel like to have Carl use his mouth on her the way she had seen in his magazines. She imagined the tongues, fingers and toys she had seen being used on her as a single pearly drop trickled from inside her to bejewel the lower tip of her lush sex.
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Q. Why does a dog lick its penis
A. Because it can't make a fist