Rolling over she flipped on the lamp even as she started to wonder if it had really happened or if General Morant had only been a dream. With the light illuminating things she was better able to see and what she saw caused her even more confusion. She was back in her t-shirt, but the loose and comfortable garment was torn down the front. Over at the edge of her bed lay her panties, slightly torn and darker in color at the crotch. Sliding her leg across the sheet she found a wet area, a spot where she had most definitely leaked pussy juices from her body.
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Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself
A. He's smoking a cigarette.