He saw her immediately sitting calmly, hands in her lap smiling brightly. "Damn she is one sexy bitch for an older woman" he thought as he walked toward her. She rose to greet him and he took her in his arms and kissed her as she had agreed he could. He kissed her hard not knowing if he would ever get another chance and she...well she kissed him right back. She was a voluptuous woman, a bit chubby even but her curves were all in the right places and he looked forward to getting to know those curves. They sat and the talk flowed easily between them as he had hoped it would. They talked about work, life, art and many, many things, skirting around that which they knew was in their future.
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Q. How can you tell if a Western is homosexual
A. All the good guys are hung