Veronica began to prepare some makeup while I disrobed. She told me that she used to prepare models before they went down the runway and asked me if she could touch me up so to speak. I said sure. She proceeded to work on my eyes and cheeks. She spent quite a bit of time on my lips. They were glossier than a waxed exotic sports car. Wow did I look hot.
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Q. Why don't witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks
A. Better traction.