Another reason a Cubs win of the World Series will promote great sex, and this is a big one, is that the incredulous joy people feel will transmit directly to women who have been unable to experience orgasm. It can happen!! And oh, Sweet Mother of All That is Good and Pure, does it feel good when it does. These women will gasp in sharp, astonished pleasure and their nipples will be hard as meteorites and a veritable tidal wave of hot wetness will surge between their legs and their partners will ride the wave and they, too, will burst into heretofore never-thought-it-could-happen bliss. And who wants to wait 99 years for a hot bath like that? .....