Jenna realized that she was trapped. She had no choice, but to beg Billy to fuck her. Besides, she was so aroused, she needed a cock inside her, and fast. She looked at Billy over her shoulder, arched her back, spread her legs further apart, and began gently thrusting her hips towards Billy. Then, in the sexiest voice she could muster, she said, "Billy, oh Billy, please fuck me." She reached behind herself and pulled up her skirt, revealing her thong. "My pussy is so wet. I need your cock inside me," she purred. She unbuttoned the crotch of her thong from the waistband and let it fall between her legs, completely exposing her pussy. She began to thrust her hips a little faster and moaned, "Please Billy, please."
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Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public
A. A private tutor